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Thus I Have Churned…Vice Cream and Pizza

If you have ever read any Buddhist sutras translated to English, you will recognize the title structure:  “Thus I have heard…”

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Mystery Beans!

…Because 99.9% of the food produced in this household befits the adjective “mysterious,” to the uninitiated.

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Paleo Pizza Crust, Second Time is Gold

Long time, no blog. I was camping in California for Wasteland Weekend.

 

 

@gothicgranola Wasteland Weekend 2014 

 

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Juice Fasting | Juice Recipes

I’m in the midst of a juice fast. I don’t have a juicer, just a Vitamix, so it’s more I’m on an “obliterated fruits and veggies” fast. While checking out Khepra’s Raw Food Juice Bar online recently, I found their juice fast instructions. Says I, I’ve got a Vitamix and some cash to spend on raw materials.  Off I went in hopes of resetting my portion size concept and purify my diet.





Khepra prescribes coconut water and almond or coconut milk for breakfast. I created this almond mylk (I like Ani Phyo’s spelling) which, while not 100 per cent raw, is frickin’ delicious. It is not “overcooked by cathode rays.”

Almond Date Breakfast Mylk

1 cup almonds, soaked overnight and drained
1 cup dates, soaked overnight and drained
1 1/2 cups filtered water
1 cup unsweetened almond milk (or more water)
2 teaspoons maca powder

Blitz everything in high-speed blender or until evenly combined.  Makes about two 16-ounce servings.



Another favourite juice so far is parsnip-pear-apple-ginger-jicama.

2-3 cups filtered water
3 parsnips, peeled
1 cup jicama, peeled and cubed
2 small apples, cored
1 pear, cored
1-inch chunk of ginger, peeled

Blitz everything in high-speed blender until fruit skin disappears.  Makes about four 16-ounce servings.



Parting shots:
Juice for a day on the first day: two green juices, two carrot-jicama-pear juices, coconut water, almond and cashew nog, kombucha



Dinner: green juice reblended with a little warm water and coconut butter because OF COURSE I chose to do a mostly raw juice fast on the week the temp drops to zero.

Hey, look, it’s Edgar Allan Poe’s grave!  This Goth grrl has been there, done that.


Come to the Dark Side…we have vegan and gluten-free goodies.

Zombie Soup

Most days, I ride my bike to work. After a few months, I figured out something…
Rules for wearing a skirt (of any length) while riding a bike:
1) Don’t.
2) Bring safety pins–both to pin up a long skirt before and to fix the inevitable rips afterwards.
3) Lose sense of shame.
4) Wear cute undies because you will flash people.
5) See Rule #1.
Especially because of the cold, I’ve given up on skirts for a while.

 

Soup! Because it’s cold outside. There’s probably 1,001 variations on some vegan, gluten-free, roasted butternut squash curried soup because it is brainlessly easy to prepare. Even a zombie could make it.

 Zombie Soup | gothic granola

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Real Bread?

Ask a gluten-free person what they miss most and it’s most likely bread and beer. When I brought this bread to my gluten-free friend, with shaking hands I presented it–“It’s…it’s bread.

Real Bread? | Gothic Granola

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Tabled Soup

Clearing the table in one fell swoop often makes a mess.

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