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Witchy Birthday Dried Blood Red Velvet Cake

The old woman nodded as she listened to the soft, bubbling words [of the spirit of the well].  Then she went back to the cottage, her eyes bright with resolve, her step firm with courage.

She took water from the sieve and sprinkled it over the doorstep.  When she got inside she saw a cake, dark reddish brown and unappetizing to look at, on the table.  ‘They didn’t even wait for me to come back with the water,’ she said to herself.  ‘They were greedy as well as wicked.  But thanks to the spirit of the well I know what is in that cake.’

Geoffry Palmer and Noel Lloyd, “The Horned Witches,” Nine Witch Tales, ed. Abby Kedabra (New York: Scholastic Book Services, 1998), 13.

There were a few magical things about this cake I baked for my birthday: I still had the book from which the above quote is excerpted and the cake actually worked this time.

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Cream Cheeze Cutouts

I did it.  Finally, I have made vegan and gluten-free version of Cream Cheese Cutouts that tastes good, rolls properly, and bakes up soft and slightly puffy, just like I remembered.  Why the spelling differences?  Mine are Cream Cheeze Cutouts due to fake animal products; Ownie Mom’s are Cream Cheese Cutouts, since hers are traditional wheat flour, egg, and dairy, etc.

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Songs for Dying

This post may be best placed on my other blog, Cemetery Spelunking, but it bears mention here.

Stained glass window next to the front door in the narthex of Arlington Metaphysical Chapel; view from the basement stairs.

Stained glass window next to the front door in the narthex of Arlington Metaphysical Chapel; view from the basement stairs.

When TC and I went mountain bike camping a few weeks ago, one night we hung out with this older gentleman and his dog since they were the only other people at this remote camping spot.  The old man kept playing classic rock and folk that neither TC or I knew (I like Pink Floyd and that’s about the extent of my classic rock knowledge).  He kept saying, I want them to play this song at my funeral, playing songs by Cat Stevens, JJ Cale, Jim Crochee, and Lobo.

I don’t know what song I want played at my funeral, but I did hear this song recently on Pandora, “Without Faith” by ThouShaltNot.  It’s perfect for a scene where I plan to kill off a major character in my novel (the fourth or fifth book, actually).  Why should you give a rat’s ass about my killing off a character in a yet-unpublished series?  You shouldn’t; I’m just talking about that which makes me happy, writing.  Besides the obvious that the character is an atheist, it’s a haunting song, appropriate for death and dying.  Maybe it’s not “up there” in terms of musical virtuosity (and who am I to judge, since I can barely sing or play bassoon and guitar?), but I like it and it gave me ideas for my art.

What song do you want played at your funeral?

Bad Cakes, Tiny Carrot

Tiny Carrot!

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All the kale is gone from the garden; it got eaten by bugs. And now the apartment is filled with ladybugs–where were you a few weeks ago? I also pulled up some tiny beets; clearly the root veggies need more time underground.

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Multitasking = Doing Very Poorly Each and Every Tasking

Finally, finally, I have been able to rescue some pictures from my broken WD MyBook external hard drive, and I’ve reposted several posts from 2012 with pictures this time. I’m not buying WD products anymore due to lack of durability; Seagate HQ is a few miles away, so I can get “local” hard drives from Best Try, LOL. Enough meta-discussion.

This is another no-recipe post. Lately, I’ve been making other people’s recipes, and I guess it’s a derivative work if I veganise/deglutenise them, but I’m not going to post the full recipes. I made peanut butter cookies and chai shortbread from Vegan Cookies Invade your Cookie Jar by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero. The PB cookies were for TC and I gave away most of the chai shortbread.

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Basics: Tofu Scramble

Tofu scramble…so basic, I’ve never even mentioned a recipe. It’s more of a concept than a recipe, amongst vegans. You know you’re vegan when…you can make tofu scramble with your eyes closed. It’s the vegan version of scrambled eggs, literally and figuratively, due to its ease of creation and its strong resemblance to the animal thing. Point made? Point made.

 

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This is the “Savoury Waffle” with extra tofu scramble from City, O City in Denver.

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Haters | Probiotics

I was right about a rant brewing, but my prescient vision was off by a week. Yes, I finally finished reading Frank Herbert’s Dune.

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