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Category Archives: Parting Shots

Cherimoya Muffins

I just finished watching The Neon Demon, and I had the same squeamish feeling while attempting to eat a cherimoya as I have just now.  Spoiler alert: The Neon Demon involves human blood ingestion.

I’m afraid of blood, but I write about vampires.

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Mango Vice Cream

This is not sorbet.  You have been warned.

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Pistachio Cake

Pistachio buns, meet pistachio cake.

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Vegan and Gluten-Free Bread Machine Bread

Much like my sourdough recipes, this recipe’s usefulness is limited by the equipment you have on hand.  However, you could very well make this outside of a bread machine.  For the first time in three years, I don’t have a gas stove, and a countertop bread machine bakes better bread than an electric oven.

 

The bread machine doesn’t warm the apartment like the oven does, though!

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Gothic Granola Exercise Playlist, Version 20.16

I have been making the same carb-a-licious muffins lately, so how about something different? Another exercise playlist, perhaps? Yes!

 

I miss my squirrel “training partners” (and I did bribe them with peanuts) and my outdoor exercise space sometimes.

 

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Summer Trip Heart Attack

Road food is not kind to vegans…or really, to anyone.  TC and I were eating a very unhealthy breakfast of fries (for me) and French toast (for him) somewhere in South Dakota and he said, “Ugh, I feel like I’m gonna have a heart attack after eating all this heavy food this trip.”  Which led to a certain song being stuck in my head for the rest of the trip…

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Nightshade Nightmares: Mashed Potato Waffles

Nightshades: source of aggravated post-workout soreness and nightmares, for some people.  Pseudo-science or fact?

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Jessica the Dawn chases Little Bill the Halfpenny doll.

Leftover mashed potatoes happen?!  Yes, yes they do.  Using my stand mixer to whip the boiled red potatoes made short work of the mashercizing process. 

 

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