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Cherimoya Muffins

I just finished watching The Neon Demon, and I had the same squeamish feeling while attempting to eat a cherimoya as I have just now.  Spoiler alert: The Neon Demon involves human blood ingestion.

I’m afraid of blood, but I write about vampires.

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Mango Vice Cream

This is not sorbet.  You have been warned.

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“Buttery” Scones

Good grey, sir.

Lord Earl Meow Grey Cat III likes a proper scone.

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Pistachio Cake

Pistachio buns, meet pistachio cake.

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Aut facere aut mori | Spritz Cookies

Welcome back, all five of you who read GG: did you notice that things have changed?

The new motto is “aut facere aut mori,” which I translate from Latin to English as “make or die” or “do or die.” 

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Banana Cookies

If a recipe has a superlative adjective in the title, I raise my eyebrows.  Calling something the “best,” “last you’ll ever need,” “fudgiest,” etc., is a matter of opinion.

Crustuli delectamentissimus sunt.

That photo couldn’t be more staged if I tried (and I tried to take a neat photo for once!).

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Vegan and Gluten-Free Bread Machine Bread

Much like my sourdough recipes, this recipe’s usefulness is limited by the equipment you have on hand.  However, you could very well make this outside of a bread machine.  For the first time in three years, I don’t have a gas stove, and a countertop bread machine bakes better bread than an electric oven.

 

The bread machine doesn’t warm the apartment like the oven does, though!

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